Mom.

Mom, who is a middle school teacher, is like a mystery to me. I see the boys outside playing often, Big Dog and Little Dog greet me on a daily basis, and Dad and I have had multiple conversations about random things. However, Mom and I have met ONE time and I haven't seen her since. I don't know if she's avoiding me or what, but I literally never see her. I can hear her S T O M P I N G all over the house, though so I guess she wants to make her presence known somehow. I've decided she ties weights to her feet the minute she walks in the door. ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION. 

This week is Spring Break and apparently that is also code for Mom's vacation week alone. She left at some point on Monday, leaving behind the boys and Dad, and hasn't returned since. Last night Dad parked in her parking space so I don't know if she'll ever return, really. I'm assuming Dad had to take off work this week to stay with the boys, but maybe he's leaving them home alone to kill each other everyday. They're alive as of now so I'm going with Dad's vacation is this week. 

I'm sad that I'll be gone all weekend so I won't know what day Mystery Mom will return. THE TORTURE.