Macaulay Culkin

The boys are home alone downstairs. I don't know who thought that was a good idea, but I'm here to tell you that it was NOT. I haven't been this annoyed with any of them yet, but I'm thhhhiiisss close to walking downstairs and banging on the door to DEMAND they stop all the ruckus! There's screaming, running, dogs barking, yelling and lord only knows what else. Every few minutes they both yell at the dog to shut up, but she just barks louder. I can't even turn my television up loud enough to drown out the noise. And for the cherry on top, this is definitely not helping my current headache. #alltheeyerolls

The trash cans out at the road prove that Dad hasn't been home since Tuesday and I don't know where Mom happens to be tonight. I would say that I don't care, but I want these children shut up so I would like for her to find her way back down the driveway soon.

Let's all pray that bedtime will come soon. Until then, I think I'll pop open a bottle of wine.